(NaturalNews) It's always entertaining when the mainstream media "discovers" something they think is new even though the natural health community has been talking about for years. The New York Times, for example, recently ran a story entitled When Drugs Cause Problems They Are Supposed to Prevent (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/17/h...). We've been covering the same topic for years, reporting on how chemotherapy causes cancer, osteoporosis drugs cause bone fractures and antidepressant drugs cause suicidal behavior.
The latest
"new" discovery by the mainstream media is that McDonald's Happy Meal
hamburgers and fries won't decompose, even if you leave them out for six
months. This story has been picked up by CNN, the Washington Post and many
other MSM outlets which appear startled that junk food from fast food chains
won't decompose.
The funny thing
about this is that the natural health industry already covered this topic years
ago. Remember Len Foley's Bionic Burger video? It was posted
in 2007 and eventually racked up a whopping 2 million views on
YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYyD...). And
this video shows a guy who bought his McDonald's hamburgers in 1989 --
burgers that still haven't decomposed in over two decades!
Now, he has an
entire museum of non-decomposed burgers in his basement.
Did the mainstream
media pick up on this story? Nope. Not a word. The story was completely
ignored. It was only in 2010 when an artist posted a story about a
non-decomposing McDonald's hamburger from six months ago that the news networks
ran with the story.
Check out the video
link above and you'll see an entire museum of Big Macs and hamburgers spanning
the years -- none of which have decomposed.
This is especially
interesting because the more recent "Happy Meal Project" which only
tracks a burger for six months has drawn quite a lot of criticism from a few
critics who say the burgers will decompose if you give them enough time. They
obviously don't know about the mummified burger museum going all the way back
to 1989. This stuff never seems to decompose!
Why don't McDonald's hamburgers decompose?
So why don't fast
food burgers and fries decompose in the first place? The knee-jerk answer is
often thought to be, "Well they must be made with so many chemicals that
even mold won't eat them." While that's part of the answer, it's not the
whole story.
The truth is many
processed foods don't decompose and won't be eaten by molds, insects
or even rodents. Try leaving a tub of margarine outside in your yard and see if
anything bothers to eat it. You'll find that the margarine stays seems
immortal, too!
Potato chips can
last for decades. Frozen pizzas are remarkably resistant to decomposition. And
you know those processed Christmas sausages and meats sold around the holiday
season? You can keep them for years and they'll never rot.
With meats, the
primary reason why they don't decompose is their high sodium content.
Salt is a great preservative, as early humans have known for thousands of
years. McDonald's meat patties are absolutely loaded with sodium -- so much so
that they qualify as "preserved" meat, not even counting the
chemicals you might find in the meat.
To me, there's not
much mystery about the meat not decomposing. The real question in my mind
is why don't the buns mold? That's the really scary part,
since healthy bread begins to mold within days. What could possibly be in
McDonald's hamburger buns that would ward off microscopic life for more than
two decades?
As it turns out,
unless you're a chemist you probably can't even read the ingredients list out
loud. Here's what McDonald's own website says you'll find in their buns:
Enriched flour
(bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin
mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, enzymes), water, high fructose corn syrup,
sugar, yeast, soybean oil and/or partially hydrogenated soybean oil, contains
2% or less of the following: salt, calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, wheat
gluten, ammonium sulfate, ammonium chloride, dough conditioners (sodium
stearoyl lactylate, datem, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, mono- and
diglycerides, ethoxylated monoglycerides, monocalcium phosphate, enzymes, guar
gum, calcium peroxide, soy flour), calcium propionate and sodium propionate
(preservatives), soy lecithin.
Great stuff, huh?
You gotta especially love the HFCS (diabetes, anyone?), partially- hydrogenated
soybean oil (anybody want heart disease?) and the long list of chemicals such
as ammonium sulfate and sodium proprionate. Yum. I'm
drooling just thinking about it.
Now here's the
truly shocking part about all this: In my estimation, the reason nothing will
eat a McDonald's hamburger bun (except a human) is because it's not
food!
No normal animal
will perceive a McDonald's hamburger bun as food, and as it turns out, neither
will bacteria or fungi. To their senses, it's just not edible stuff. That's why
these bionic burger buns just won't decompose.
Which brings me to
my final point about this whole laughable distraction: There is only
one species on planet Earth that's stupid enough to think a McDonald's
hamburger is food. This species is suffering from skyrocketing rates of
diabetes, cancer, heart disease, dementia and obesity. This species claims to
be the most intelligent species on the planet, and yet it behaves in such a
moronic way that it feeds its own children poisonous chemicals and such
atrocious non-foods that even fungi won't eat it (and fungi will eat cow
manure, just FYI).
Care to guess which species I'm talking about?
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Sunday, January 22, 2012
Why McDonald's Happy Meal Hamburgers won't decompose - the real story behind the story
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